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DM: Joe

PCs:
Cisco Cin aka Cisco Helmsgaurd aka Alan (Bish)
Sul Sun Beluth (Chris)
Handler Flandler (Tenny)
Ming Flamesoul (Way)
Gael (Jen)
Heather Susail (me!)

NPCs:
Nimbus Raesil
.....The other Bladesingers
.....The Hands o' Fury
.....His family

Clan Helmsgaurd

Elminster

Everyone but Heather's alternate universe counterparts (don't ask)

A fuck-off lot of dragons
.....Those creepy Star Dragons

A whole bunch of gods
.....Lloth
.....Sturm
.....Ellistrae
.....Corellian Lorathien

The World:
The game begins in a standard Forgotten Realms setting. You'll see where it went from there

The Story:
Han and Cisco began their adventures in the orphanage they grew up in. Their first big break, though, was when they went searching through an old ruin outside of town. Being the little thieves they were they snorched the coolest thing they found, namely and ancient vaguely-magic-looking suit of Dwarven Armor with some runes on it. It looked expensive as all hell to the right customer, so they went off to find some dwarves to sell it off to.

When Han and Cisco tried to sell the armor back to Clan Helmsgaurd, though, they decided to try and sell it up a little, and explained (read "lied") that they'd had to kill hundreds of Drow to get the armor, and how it clearly was sacred and blah blah blah...

Clan Helmsgaurd was more than impressed. They decided that Han and Cisco were frickin cool and thus deserved titles (the Drow Slayers) and frickin cool weapons (the Drow Slaying blades). Sturm also decided that these guys were cool, so he made them his paladins. No shit. Han and Cisco then took their titles and ran with them. Heck, no one likes the Drow anyway, right? They got lots of nifty abilities from Sturm and the Dwarves all liked them and things were great. Then they lost their right hands in battle.

See, Sturm gave both of his paladins this nifty ability to make things go away in a burst of lightning-y badness, and the focus of this ability was their right hand. In battle, surrounded by Drow, Han and Cisco decided it would be a good idea to hold hands, thus, you know, combining their powers or something. In the resulting explosion, everything close to the drowslayers lost a limb, and they lost their right hands. 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