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The Non-Gender-Specific Dictator For Life of Lllamania, her Kartoffelness Lllama the Great makes her first official speech

Greetings Lllamanians, and hello to you all [wild cheers]. As the Non-Gender-Specific Dictator For Lide, I have drafted a few decrees, laws, commands, and general announcements for me to say, here, now, to you all, the citizens of Lllamania. [more cheers]
First off and primarily, I am tired of everyone picking on Lllama! From now on and henceforth, Lllamania will be a "no picking on Lllama" zone! There will be no picking on Lllama so long as you are within the borders of this country wich I rule, which is this country, that is called Lllamania. Picking on Lllama in Lllamania is forbidden and in Lllamania, there is to be no picking on Lllama, as it is strictly prohibited. Second off, number two on my list of decrees is that as of this moment, Lllamania has officially cut off all formal relations with Canada. Canada is no longer on Lllamania's list of nice countries with which we wish to speak. No citizen of Lllamania is to go into, cross the border of, or visit the country which we do not like, which is Canada, without explicit written down and signed permission from her Kartoffelness, the Non-Gender-Specific Dictator For Life of Lllamania, which is me. Without my leave, you are not permitted to cross the border to that rude partially french speaking country, Canada. This decree the Official response from the Lllamania government to a certain string of rather rude, childish, and innapropriate entries in her Kartoffelness's Guestbook.
Thirdly, and tertiarily, Duct Tape is now the official currency of Lllamania. Duct Tape, besides being shiny and pretty to look at, is a most useful item, and something that is not to be wasted. Duct Tape therefore is now what you will use to transact monetary exchanges so long as you are inside Lllamania. Duct Tape will still continue to be used for its various other precvious functions, such as child restraints; construction and making of items such as props, furnature, wallets, and other such items; and last minute casseroles.
Thank you all for coming here today and listening to me give my speach and speak to you, the people of Lllamania. Go now, and continue to spread surreality to the Universe and make things weird and not normal

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