Yeah, Im an idiot. I got poison ivy. Being a waitress, that would generally be considered a "bad" thing. But, while I may not be able to work for a while, I think I can get plenty of suffering out of being itchy. Who needs customers!
Being an avid sctarcher of injuries large and small, this would provide me with weeks of entertainment, if only I didn't have to be rid of it as soon as possible so I can get back to suffering for money. With this in mind, any and all "risky experiments" will be done on patches of skin that are normally covered, at least at work. And there is no shortage of patches to chose from.
Anyway, you wanna start reading, don't you?
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