The capitol of Burkina Faso is Uagadudu.(spelt phonetically, 'cause Lllamas can't spell)
You stole my dog and ate my Camel! You have befuddled me greatly.
You could throw a tactical nuke at Team Rocket and they'd still just go flying off into the sunset.
The Human to Goat ratio for Pakistan is roughly 3 to 1.
I go Chrinos!
Failure and pathetic misfortune will plague your miserable soul for all eternity.
Every sentence should end with "again," "yet," or "since your brother's horrific fiery death."
Things have gotten a lot safer at the nuclear power plant since your brother's horrific fiery death
I hate you, I hate this restaraunt, and I HATE POTATOES!!!
Some of you have been wondering about the significance of the potato. Perhaps I was not clear enough about how serious a matter it is, since many of you take it as a random phrase uttered by a random Lllama. The truth of the matter is, the potato situation in this country is abysmal. Everyday, millions upon millions of potatoes are ripped from the ground, sliced, and deep-fried. Why, you may ask, would anyone do this to a poor helpless vegetable? French-fries my friend. French-fries are the reason our precious potatoes are being tortured and mutilated. And who is responsible for this obsession our country has with french-fries? Ronald McDonald, that's who. It says right on the box "America's favorite french-fry based on sales" which means that McDonald's has sold more french-fries than any other fast food restaurant. We should all do our part for the potatoes of this country, and the world. We must boycott McDonalds. A pox on you, Ronald! A pox!
Well, I guess you want to hear something random. I know! How about a RANT? Better yet! How about a RANT PAGE!
Want to hear about one of my after school activities? How about As Schools Match Twits... I mean Wits
Wow, now that I've got a whole section devoted to stories, I can't throw them into the random page. It seems so empty here :( THIS is what happens when you organize, you wind up with big, empty places where you used to pile all your crud. You know what I'm talking about. When you clean off your desktop, you come back later and immediately get the urge to put something back to help clutter it up. Too much neatness is NOT a good thing, ESPECIALLY not in Lllamania.
More randomness later
