Well, it's 2 AM and I'm here trying to decide what to code next. I figured I'd just share my thoughts with you. I wonder how detrimental it is to your eyesight to be sitting in front of a monitor for a few hours without any other lights in the room... I don't know why, but I feel more comfortable like this. I guess it's a little paranoia. See, as long as the lights are off and the music is down really quiet, no one has to know I'm coding. Not that it matters, nothing illegal about this. Of course, there is school tomorrow and I'm gonna be a pain in the @$$ if I don't get to sleep soon. It's weird. I'm tired, oh so tired, sleepy sleepy drooping eyelids... but I really don't want to go to sleep, and I don't think I'd be able to if I tried. Besides, who needs sleep anyway? Right? Am I right folks? Well, the coffee drinkers out there agree with me. Sleep wussies. This is a message to all you caffiholics: GET HELP! Seriously, there is no good excuse for drinking coffee, it tastes like crap, and it's a horrible substitute for sleep. If you're gonna pull an all nighter, you should be prepared to deal with all the consequences. Wussies. Man, I am sleepy. See, the thing is, there's no reason for me to be awake right now. None whatsoever. Ok, yes, I took a short nap today, so sue me. Is this to be my punishment for a moment's relaxation? NAW. I'm gonna go sleep.
Just as soon as the right song comes around on Winamp. I hate winamp. Actually, no, I hate windows in general and I hate my computer when it decides to be a slow stupid piece of crap. You know, it only takes the right three programs to crash this thing: Microsquash Word, Paint, and Winamp. It lasts twenty minutes at best. Yes, I actually do this. Why not? I sometimes prefer designing what a page will look like in word before I code it (that would be right side of the brain days) and I always need paint open b/c I've been making new backgrounds and pictures for links and animated gifs. And I like listening to music while I work! OK? Man, you people are so unforgiving. I put one joke in a poll and somebody says I should burn in hell. I put up one joking poll about an anonymous bozo and I get a death threat. Where's the love? "Come on, give your Daddy a hug." "Get away from me, you lazy-eyed freak!" That's all I ever get around here. Does anyone see a problem with this? I'M THE FREAKIN' WEBMASTER! I should kick all your freakin @$$es. The insolence.
hehehe. A couple more rants like that and they'll award me with the title "Raving Lunatic"
Ok, you can go now!

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