The following is a transcription of an interview with the infamous "Tim"
Tim:
moomoo cupcake! Lllama: potato! Tim: yay Tim: I just installed my linuxbox into a brand new case! During time I should have been reading my psych crap... Lllama: yay! Tim: It's a pretty case. It has a silver lining. Like a cloud. Lllama: hey, how would you like to be interviewed for a website? Tim: Uhh. What website? Lllama: mine Tim: Umm. Okay I suppose. Lllama: Alrighty Lllama: now, Tim, are you an enchanter of any sort? Tim: I thought that was pretty obvious, given the name. Lllama: so, yes? Tim: Yes. Lllama: can you make fire? Tim: Sure... hand me a lighter. Lllama: this is an online interview, Tim Lllama: I can't hand you anything Tim: Oh. Hmm, well, I could stick my finger in this open computer case next to me and prolly make my eyeballs explode. That would prolly involve flames. Lllama: regardless, do you have any massive plans of total world domination? Tim: I used to... until it was pointed out to me that I would only hold power for a short time before I was overthrown. It'd be too much work to just be assassinated by a close associate. Lllama: perhaps I could assasinate you Tim: If you wanted to I suppose... don't know what you'd gain. Lllama: just insight into your tormented little psyche Tim: I may be tormented, but my psyche isn't little. Lllama: Are you questioning the all knowing Lllama? Tim: Hmm. Yeah, why not. Lllama: You will perish in flames Tim: Tell me something I didn't already know. Lllama: But anyways, how about them canadian geese, huh? Tim: Canadians of any kind are pretty evil. Lllama: How about nova scotia? Lllama: Are nova scotians pretty evil, too? Tim: It has a neato name... Tim: It would make a nice name for a flavor of ice cream. I bet they have nice ice cream in Canada. Lllama: so, you're saying you would defect to Canadia for their "superior" ice cream? Tim: I might saunter up there and buy some ice cream. defection implies a change of allegiance from one to another. Since I don't have an allegiance to a superior, I can't defect. Lllama: Traitor! Lllama: Actually, you should defect to Lllamania Tim: Defect is the wrong word as I said. now, if you made me an offer... Lllama: Lllamania is superior to your puny country Lllama: What with your third dimention Lllama: it's just so cute Lllama: we have five Lllama: th-thousand Lllama: Yes, five thousand Lllama: don't question it Tim: Must make for some complex math. Tim: I have a cupcake. It meets my needs. Lllama: I will sleep now Lllama: thank you for your time Tim: Goodnight cupcake.
